Jeff: You know Derek?
Wardrobe: Ah yes, he of the leather jackets and tank tops.
Jeff: In the next episode he’s gonna go darkside and try to burn Chris Argent alive. Find something for him to wear.
Wardrobe: Don’t worry, we’ve got this covered. This will be Derek’s most bad ass outfit yet.
Wardrobe: *pulls out adorable maroon jumper with thumb holes*
If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
Writing in my brain: Beautiful flowing sentences full of powerful phrases and enigmatically witty dialogue.
Writing on the page: They did the thing and said some stuff. There was snark.
PSA: IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO STOP TOUCHING THEM IN ANY WAY, EVEN IF YOU TWO ARE FRIENDS, YOU HAVE TO STOP TOUCHING THEM.
“Truth or dare”
“What’s your credit card number”